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Into the Mountains

I could not help feeling that they were evil things — mountains of madness whose farther slopes looked out over some accursed ultimate abyss.
Into the Mountains
I could not help feeling that they were evil things — mountains of madness whose farther slopes looked out over some accursed ultimate abyss.

Ok so maybe not. As much as I would love to spin a tale of Lovecraftian adventure, the beauty of the coast and mountains of California work against that. Instead I can only present a photo diary of the day.

This is a long page with a lot of images, so just keep scrolling. I think carousels and sliders are responsible for some of the worst UX on the internet. They are the result of awful internal compromises at organizations and should go away. Forever.

The hike began with Dan and Peter unsure if where we parked was the right place.
Before heading into the mountains we decided to check out the beach at Gray Whale Cove State Beach, just across Highway 1.
I have a fascination with signage. Always have. I love the typography and even how people tag them.
Do not go swimming here. We could hear the waves thunder even when we got up in the mountain.
Just in case you were wondering, don’t stay on the beach when the tsunami is on it’s way.
Photo of the beach from the cliff top
Looking south along the coast above the beach. It just hints at how hard those waves crashed at times while we were there.
Sunshine flitting through the trees with two figures in shadows
I loved how the sunshine was filtering through here above the beach. Makes Andrew and Joyce look like zombies.
Creepy ruined structures among the trees
Speaking of zombies, this creepy little spot was just off the stairs down to the beach. Very post apocalyptic feel to the little secluded spot.
Stairs down the cliffs to the beach
I think I hate climbing stairs at spots like this more than climbing. It always seems harder.
A graffiti covered concrete drainage structure
The graffiti is pretty solid here. Folks really took their time.
Photo of stairs going up from the beach
I hate stairs with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.
Photo of a beach along the mountains.
It’s not a huge beach, but it is wonderfully secluded.
Photo of the beach along the mountains.
For a bit here I thought I was safe from the waves as I took these pictures.
Wet boots and jeans on the sand of a beach
Alas it was not meant to be. There is no way to outrun the ocean.
Three men on the ocean shore looking at their phones.
All this beauty and these three clowns are playing with themselves their devices.
The trail map across Highway 1 from Gray Whale Cove State Beach
Enough of the beach. Let’s move onto the hike. Here is our trail minus a small bit at the bottom. The top right is the trail that would have taken us to the top of the big mountain in this park, but Andrew vetoed it with a hearty, “Fuck that” when we got there.
Two figures walking along a mountain trail with the ocean in the background.
Joyce and Peter leading us out at the trail head, or at least after the initial climb. All told we did 111 stories of climbing that day.
A highway running between a mountainside and a cliff over the ocean.
Highway 1 is dangerous. Not because of it’s route through the mountains here, but because the scenery is beautiful and easy to get lost in.
Waves crashing on the shore
I was shocked at how loud the waves crashed here. The walls of the cove amplify it to the point it sounds like monstrous drums
A photo of the ocean from the mountains.
More waves… What? I can’t come up with something to say for all of these pictures can I? Soak it in you cynics.
Two men hiking down a mountain trail from the north
The first thought that came to my mind as I took this picture of Andrew and Dan, was “here comes Oscar and Felix.” I will not apologize for that thought.
A mountain trail along the coast heading south.
We had the perfect day for a hike. Warm but not hot with sun the entire time.
Three distant figures hiking the ridge of a mountain.
I know you are never supposed to split the party, but Joyce, Jordan and Peter (the three specs up there) went their own way up the mountain. Dan, Andrew and I found a different path we thought would be easier. We were very wrong.
Photo of the mountains
I am committed to going back and climbing those peaks too.
A photo of a marker set up the U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey
We found this at the top of the one peak where we stopped to have a snack. It is an orientation marker set up the U.S. Coast and Geodetic Survey.
A photo of trees in the sunlight on a mountain side.
After Andrew’s veto of going further up into the mountains, we started down into these woods. This leg eventually took us back to the trail head and moved on to check out Devil’s Slide Trail.
A photo of a cliff face
Devil’s Slide Trail used to be part of Highway 1, but had so many landslides that closed the roads, they blasted a tunnel into the mountain and converted the road into a bike/hiking path.
A sign warning of falling rocks.
This seems like a bad idea since now the rocks will fall on hikers and bikers and not cars. Hence this sign. Questionable decision California. One of many I am sure.
Several people walking along a paved path between two mountains.
We enter the maw of the trail. Not very scary, but maw is a fun word to say.
A photo of an island just off the shore.
Egg Island is one of those repopulation success stories. It goes a little like this. Once there were birds. Then there were none. Then humans did some crazy stuff like put up mirrors and plant decoys to attract the birds. Now the colony is saved. The sign I didn’t take a picture of says it way better than I do.
A sign that says stay back steep cliff
Of course I take a picture of this sign instead… Some days I am not so bright.
A photo down the side of a cliff towards the ocean.
However, this is the cliff it warned me about. I stayed back. I like to jump off of high things.
Photo of a graffiti covered bunker
This bunker, mostly crewed by women, served as coastal protection during World War II. Now it is a sealed landmark whose base is slowly eroding away. One day it is going to slide down into the ocean. This marked the end of the hike, but not the day.
Photo of a soft shell shrimp taco
Lunch + Dinner = Linner. This is where our day ended, at El Toro Loco where we ate Mexican/Peruvian food and drank sangria. All in all a good day.